Disaster!

I knew the road was bright and fair
Or once it seemed to be,
But it has changed so much of late,
It has few charms for me.

– From the epitaph of Roswell Stowell, who died in 1875, aged 59

I have suffered about the worst loss that can happen to an author.  My computer had been acting up the last couple of weeks.  I thought it was me, doing something wrong.  I’d boot up after lunch and the paragraphs I’d written in the morning would have vanished.  Sometimes Ellen could make them return, sometimes not. And sometimes the thing would perform properly.  But this past weekend, the computer became downright malicious.  Whole chapters would vanish.  I re-wrote some of them – and they’d vanish.  I would save what I’d written of the whole book as a new file and it would vanish.  I kept being interrupted while writing by a new file opening without warning.  When I did get a file back, it would be changed.  Paragraph indentations would be gone.  The font would change, or the size would.  And all this while a deadline was screaming at me: Monday, Monday, Monday the 24th!I finally surrendered on Sunday afternoon, broke down in tears, went in another room, sat down and began stitching furiously while Ellen struggled to regain control of the beast that used to be my helpmate.  But no longer.  She came out and said it was no use, what I’ve lost was gone forever and the computer could no longer be entrusted with my deathless prose – or what passes for it in my case.  So we went out and I bought a brand new laptop.  I wrote my editor and my agent and told them what had happened and that I was in default of my contract.  I was furious and ashamed.

So now Knit Your Own Murder won’t be published as scheduled next May.  I am taking my traitorous laptop to a specialist today at noon to see if he can retrieve more of what wanders like a specter in the depths of my insane hard drive.  (Unless it is less than a ghost, and is gone forever.)  Meanwhile Ellen is educating my new computer in my ways.

What else?  Well, when I went off to water aerobics Monday morning, I was shocked to get out of my car at the Courage Center about quarter past six and discover that the temperature was fifty-eight degrees.  That’s October weather!  But guess what?  Four of us are going to the Minnesota State Fair next Monday, and I’d like something of this weather to hang around, because it’s far more pleasant to walk outdoors when it’s a little too cool than when it’s way too hot.  As my mother used to say, you can always put on more clothing, but there’s only so much you can take off.

And today’s another day.  I can begin to work on the book again on the new computer, editing what remains of the manuscript until I discover if any of the lost text can be rescued.  And if not, starting the task of recreating the scenes to link what remains together.  I won’t know how bad it is until I hear from my specialist.  I am not optimistic – see the poem above.

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If You Can Keep Your Head

When I began writing novels, I named the first one Unforgiving Minutes, and quoted the last four lines of “If” at the start (“If you can fill the unforgiving minute . . .”).  I sold my second novel first, but used a quote from Kipling for it, too.  And for the third, fourth, and fifth.  The fifth one was set at a horse show, and I had to look hard to find a quote – and it somehow got edited out of the book.  So every time I autographed it (Show Stopper was its title), I wrote the quote in.  It’s “The Undertaker’s Horse:”

With your mane unhogged and flowing,
And your curious way of going,
And that businesslike black crimping of your tail,
E’en with Beauty on your back, sir,
Pacing like a lady’s hack, sir
Any wonder when I see you I turn pale?


We spent this last weekend in the very small town of McGregor, Minnesota, the guests of a writers group.  I was speaker at a well-attended dinner, sold and signed books, then the next day gave a two-hour class on writing and selling mystery novels at their sweet little library.  Ellen was a huge help, she knows far more about fan fiction and selling e-books than I do, and electronic publishing is the coming thing.  No, it’s already here.  Then we stopped at this little winery/gift shop and sold more books (at a discount) to the owner for resale.  Sunday morning I went to a pretty little Lutheran church (there wasn’t an Episcopal church in town) for a very pleasant service, and one of the hymns was “Amazing Grace,” my favorite.  Though it was just a weekend, I came home almost as refreshed as if we’d been away for a week.

We stayed at Big Sandy Lake Lodge and Resort, which was luxurious.  The view of the lake was as beautiful as any northwoods lake view I’ve ever seen.  Blue water dotted with islands, curving shoreline, all lined with mature trees.  I spent some time just sitting on a lawn swing and looking at it.  The food in their restaurant was excellent and not overpriced.  Even our beds were really comfortable.  The view out  our window:8acaf-window1

Best of all, the group paid for our room, fed us two meals, paid me for the class and mileage, and we sold a lot of books.  If any of you ever get an invitation from McGregor to come on up, accept with alacrity!

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The All-Nighter

Well, friends, I had to pull an all-nighter. But the manuscript for Knit Your Own Murder went off to my editor this morning, July 14th, 2015. That’s Bastille Day, the day when the French Revolution set the prisoners in the Bastille free. Now, I am free from that terrible, terrible deadline. But as we know, the French Revolution soon moved on to terror. That will happen, no doubt, when she sends the manuscript back for rewrite.

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Barnes and Noble

Saturday, August 8, 3:00 p.m. — I’ll be at the Barnes and Noble bookstore in Saint Cloud, MN. Address is 3940 Division Street St. Cloud, MN 56301. Phone, 320-251-453

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McGregor, Minnesota Annual Arts Meeting — Open House

The Annual Arts meeting is on Friday July 17, 2015, at the Community Center (41442 State Highway 65McGregor, MN 55760, 218-768-3239). Open House — all are welcome. Registration at 5:30-6:00 p.m. Dinner 6:00 – 6:45  A catered meal by Sheila Merritt (the best) Arts meeting 6:45-7:00 Keynote Speaker – 7:00 Mary Monica Pulver (author of the Monica Ferris Novels) Saturday, July 18, from 10 a.m to noon, there will be a writing workshop at the Library (Center Ave. and Second St., McGregor, MN, 55460, 218-768-3305).  (Details of workshop are uncertain at this moment.)

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A New Betsy Devonshire Mystery: Darned If You Do

Meet Monica in one of her famous HATS!

Just ahead of its scheduled release date of February 3rd at

Once Upon A Crime Mystery Bookstore
604 W. 26th Street, Minneapolis, MN 55405
(East of Lyndale, between Franklin and Lake)
Saturday, January 31st, Noon to 2 p.m.
Free treats!
The author will sign any of the  Betsy Devonshire mysteries!

Can’t make the 31st? Come to
Excelsior Bay Bookstore
36 Water Street, Excelsior, MN
Saturday, February 14, 1-3 p.m.
There will be treats!

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American Needlepoint Guild 2014 Seminar

I’ll be the speaker for the Welcome Banquet for the ANG 2014 Seminar at the Chicago Marriott Downtown Magnificent Mile hotel. The cash bar starts at 5:45 pm on Sunday, August 24, followed by the dinner at 6:30 pm. Odds are good that I’ll meet some of you there!

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